A drunken man caught a goldfish and the fish said to him:
- Let me go, man, I will fulfill your three wishes and he let her go.
First wish:
- I want this dam here to be brandy, not water!
Second wish:
- Let these hills here be an appetizer for the brandy.
The goldfish fulfilled his two wishes, so she asked him what was his third wish?
He had been thinking about the third one for half an hour and said:
- Give me another kilo of brandy…