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Joke of the day: Warnings

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A guy smokes a cigarette on the balcony. His girlfriend is irritated by the smoke and tells him:
- Do not you read the warnings written on the box of cigarettes? "Smoking is bad for your health!"
He tells her:
- Dear, I am a programmer. We do not care about warnings, we only care about mistakes.

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