A policeman returns from work late at night, takes off his uniform and just goes to the bedroom, his wife gently tells him:
- Gold, if you love me, go to the tobacco, buy a bottle of wine to drink and I will show you miracles in the bedroom…
He puts on his uniform again, goes to the store, and the seller asks him:
- Neighbor, did you not change your job?
- No, why?
– So, why did you wear that fireman's uniform?!