Joke of the day: Collaboration
Oligarch and mobster agree on their future cooperation. When they reached an agreement, the oligarch says:
- OK, everything is clear, what will happen to my son?
- Let's check. You put 1000 euros on the table, and I will put the gun. Call your son. If he does not take anything, then he will become an honest man, God forbid. If he takes the money, then he will go your way, and if he takes the gun - mine.
The rich man's son enters, puts the money in one pocket, the gun in the other and goes out… The oligarch and the mobster look at each other:
- Hmm… and a policeman is not bad…