Joke of the day: Rifle

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Joke of the day / Photo: Free Press Archive

It was Trpe's birthday and Trpana asked him what kind of gift he wanted, and Trpe told her:
- I want a rifle!
- No, no, a rifle is out of the question.
- But I really want a rifle.
- Be patient, I told you, you can not shoot! Choose something else.
- But I still want a rifle!
- So I said no, no and no! Who decides here?
- You, Trpano, but if I had a rifle ..

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