Joke of the day: Hard of hearing

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Cvetko had a neighbor with a big yard. One morning he got up and saw that Nadal and Federer were playing tennis in her yard.
– Neighbor, what is this? - he asked her.
– Eh, what is it? I caught a goldfish and here it is - she answered him.
- What are you talking about? Come on, lend it to me for a while.
- No problem, but you should know that the fish is hard of hearing.
Cvetko finished the aquarium and went home. After half an hour, he came back with the fish.
– What is this fish? I call her "money", she gives me goats. I say to her "nice chups", she gives me ulay chups!
– Did I tell you that she is hard of hearing? You really thought I asked her for "top tennis"?

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