Joke of the day: Love clothes
The mother appeared unannounced at her son's home. She knocked decently on the door and immediately went inside. She was amazed when she saw her daughter-in-law lying on the bed completely naked. Gentle music played in the background, and a pleasant scent of seductive perfume floated in the air.
- What are you doing? The mother-in-law asked.
"I'm waiting for my and your Ivan to return from work," replied the daughter-in-law.
"But you are naked," said the mother-in-law.
"It's my love outfit," said the daughter-in-law.
- Clothes for love? Well you have nothing on you!
"Ivan is overjoyed when I wear those clothes, every time he sees me in it he becomes incredibly romantic and does not leave me alone for hours," said the daughter-in-law.
The mother-in-law left, when she got home she took off her clothes, smelled the best perfume, turned off the lights, lay down on the bed and waited for her husband to come home from work. When her husband came home, he entered the living room and saw his wife lying on the couch in a provocative pose.
- What is that? He asked his wife.
"That's my love dress," the woman replied seductively.
"Well, you should iron it," the man told her.