A policeman came home, and what to see - his wife naked in bed. He addresses her screaming:
- Woman, tell me where she is, I will kill you both!
And the woman repeats that there is no one at home.
The policeman enters one room, there is no one, then in the other, there is no one, he looks in the closet, again there is no one. He bends down, looks under the bed, and his lover offers him 50 euros. The man takes 50 euros and says:
- Oh, to be disappointed, he is not even under the bed.