Joke of the day: Punishment

Joke of the day
Joke of the day / Photo: Free Press Archive

A drunk man walks down the street, suddenly stops in the middle of the street and starts urinating. She notices the policeman and calls him:
- Shame on you! Fine 500 denars!
The drunk is looking in all pockets and finally finds 1.000 denars. Now the policeman is asking for 500 denars to return them. To this the drunkard says:
- Come on, relieve yourself, I'm honored!

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