Joke of the day: Tea
Neighbors sit, drink coffee and one complains to the other:
- Tell me some advice, what should I do? He beats me every time he gets drunk.
- Do not worry, I know the cure. Buy chamomile tea and when you get drunk, start gargling.
The beaten woman did not see any sense in the advice, but still decided to try. A week later, the two see each other again. The beaten woman says to the other:
- Wow, God bless you! After I started gargling with chamomile, he did not touch me with his finger.
- Eeee, so ask a killer, it's different when you keep your mouth shut…