Joke of the day: Coffee
Terpe shouts to Cvetko: - Shall we drink coffee? - It's valid, cook. - And what do you like, cold or hot? – Cook a cold one!
Terpe shouts to Cvetko: - Shall we drink coffee? - It's valid, cook. - And what do you like, cold or hot? – Cook a cold one!
Two people bet two denars which would last longer under water. - The widows shared a denarius each.
Trpana asks Trpe: - Husband, where will you take me for the New Year? - At your mother's. - And for Easter? - Then I will take you!
He is sitting patiently in a pub. He is waiting for the waiter and asks him: – Does the singer fulfill wishes? - Yes sir. - Then tell him to shut up!
How do you recognize a bad developer? – His Esc key has been licked.