A hunter comes home dead drunk. The dog helps him to get home, and his wife welcomes him and asks him: - Sea, how much brandy did you drink? - Saaamo trrri... - Sharko, how much brandy did this guy drink? - Oh, oh, oh! – Ugh, and how many beers did you drink? – Awww!
Trpe and Trpana forgot the car keys and are trying to open the door. Terpe is getting annoyed: - I can't open it, damn it. - Whatever you do, just hurry up, it looks like it's going to rain, and the roof is down.
Haso caught a golden whale and the whale said to him: - Let me go and I will grant you three wishes. Haso said to him: - Well, what were those wishes. I'm taking you straight to the jewelry store.
Trpana calls Trpe: - I'm not well, I think I have a fever! - I'll be right back, what can I get you? - High heels.
Terpe calls Cvetko: - Let's go for a drink! - I can't, I'm on a diet. - What kind of diet was it? - Financial.
