A guy is driving a car, suddenly "BAM", someone hits him. He gets out of the car nervously, sees who hit him. In the car behind the blonde. - Do you see what I did? Did you take your driver's license?! - A hundred times better than you!

Trpe's wife goes to the neighbor's house. - Neighbor, if you want to borrow my pan. - I can't now, I'm waiting for my husband too!

A man bought his wife a diamond ring for the New Year. His friend understood the gesture and asked him: - Okay, didn't she like those sports jeeps? - Yes, he wanted to. But come on tell me where I could find a fake Jeep?

Babička goes to vote. – Son, help me, please, I forgot my glasses. - No problem, ma'am - says a newly minted administrator and circles his party on the paper. – May I know who I voted for, son? - You can't, madam. Elections are secret!